Doses & Mimosas

I'm Naomi. Age 17. Art is a harlot, and I am her sassy urban friend.

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(Source: buttlass, via flamingvaldezll)

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5 hours ago

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly, via y0t-ch)

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1 day ago
thatfunnyblog:

 










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nuh-uh free lunch bra

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nuh-uh free lunch bra

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(Source: vinebox, via y0t-ch)

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1 day ago

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

(via supernatural-moose)

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1 day ago

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

(via supernatural-moose)

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1 day ago

yo-mammadelrey:

When YouTube asks you to sign in your confirm your age
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(via funny-pics-4-u)

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1 day ago
bootyscientist:

fallenforbands:

imperfect-ions:

kaijuuwrx:

That water is so fucking clear…

type of place I wanna live

I’d be the idiot who forgets the water is there and falls off there porch everyday


nigga i deadass was wondering how the fish was surviving on land

bootyscientist:

fallenforbands:

imperfect-ions:

kaijuuwrx:

That water is so fucking clear…

type of place I wanna live

I’d be the idiot who forgets the water is there and falls off there porch everyday

nigga i deadass was wondering how the fish was surviving on land

(via redrrobin)

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1 day ago

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy, via flamingvaldezll)

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splashmaster17:

dangerouslyfurry:

fuzzydragonz:

the-hatred-machine:

karmakrazey:

the-winchester-initiative:

orangeninjadan:

officialeo:

fast-lifee:

headhunterxzi:

gravityfalse:

ask-fugi-no-misamac:

officialeo:

I’m sorry.
It had to be done. 

Ok,You really did it now!

I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

where can i download this

oh dear

at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

but then i noticed how long it was

and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

IT HIT

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^Literally my face when it hit

THANK YOU FOR THIS

AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

AND THEN IT HAPPENED

AND I

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W-wha-what just happened?

O.O m-my ears are… t-this is… AMAZING

OH MY GOD

(Source: eoyama)

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1 day ago

fallloutmore:

angel-xx-1:

microfibrils:

rockylikeapuma:

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

Don’t ovary-react

get off my text post

oh bloody hell

i hate you all

(via hexilelou)

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2 days ago
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